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Old Sep 30, 2006, 12:28 PM // 12:28   #321
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cause they're in denial.
pash is short for passionate kiss, dumbass.

so, how many minutes after a meal before a vegetarian is allowed to pash a non-vegetarian?
(and the non-vego had a big fat juicy bloody steak for dinner, btw.)
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Old Sep 30, 2006, 12:30 PM // 12:30   #322
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Infinite. Vegetarians are not allowed to exist, and therefore may not interact with humans.

Why do I hate veggies?
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Old Sep 30, 2006, 12:33 PM // 12:33   #323
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because they made fun of you when you were a kid and it scarred you for life.

why did you take it so personally?
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Old Sep 30, 2006, 12:34 PM // 12:34   #324
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because they were... veggies!!! RAWR

Why?
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Old Sep 30, 2006, 12:39 PM // 12:39   #325
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because you're insane.

why are you insane?
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Old Sep 30, 2006, 01:19 PM // 13:19   #326
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because he feels like it



why isn't my keyboard in althabetical order?
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Old Sep 30, 2006, 02:47 PM // 14:47   #327
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Because the first person to make a keyboard didn't know the order that the alphabet went in, so he got some alphabetti spaghetti and threw it onto the floor, and got the order you see before you.

Why am I being accused of insanity?
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Old Sep 30, 2006, 02:57 PM // 14:57   #328
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Because you post here.

why do ppl open threads like this one?
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Old Sep 30, 2006, 04:57 PM // 16:57   #329
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because they like to fill the board with spam

Why is spam so great?
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Old Sep 30, 2006, 05:42 PM // 17:42   #330
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Its really not, it tastes bad and probably made up of things i dont want to know about...

whats your favorite time of the year...? lol
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Old Sep 30, 2006, 09:21 PM // 21:21   #331
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28 days from now... yay for birthdays.

Why do we celebrate every year on the day of birth of someone, shouldn't the parents be mourning for their previous lives?
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Old Sep 30, 2006, 09:28 PM // 21:28   #332
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because it's nicer to celebrate life than death.

how many times a day do you cleanse-tone-moisturise?
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Old Sep 30, 2006, 09:29 PM // 21:29   #333
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Why are people so vain?
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Old Sep 30, 2006, 09:31 PM // 21:31   #334
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because society demands it of them.

how many times a day do you brush your teeth?
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Old Sep 30, 2006, 10:45 PM // 22:45   #335
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Why does bacon care about my hygiene?
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Old Oct 01, 2006, 01:30 AM // 01:30   #336
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He doesn't, he made up a random question.

Why do memory tests give you weird questions like "Are Popes made in factories?"
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Old Oct 01, 2006, 01:54 AM // 01:54   #337
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Never took one.

Why do people voluntarily take tests?
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Old Oct 01, 2006, 04:25 AM // 04:25   #338
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Usually because there's money involved...

what kind of tests are you talking about? lol
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Old Oct 01, 2006, 05:28 AM // 05:28   #339
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drug test


What kind of test did you think he was talking about?
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Old Oct 01, 2006, 05:40 AM // 05:40   #340
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lab tests lol

who's seen Dustin Diamond's sex tapes? lol
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